What would you like your headstone to read? Here are some choices:

• return -1;


• "... I told you I didn't feel well."


• "It was funny at the time."


• "Now what?"

I want my headstone to be a blue screen of death with debug information indicating the failed driver or component.

It will probably start with something like this:

*** STOP: 0x000000C5 (0xFFFFFFFC, 0x00000002, 0x00000000, 0x8046AE62

HEARTBEAT_LOSS_ERROR

"Abort, Retry, Ignore?"

Pinging 127.0.0.1:

Request timed out.

"Well that sucked."

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