That's what I've been telling you guys, it is a series of tubes. Steam powered tubes.
And here I was thinking all my net applications were using Truck Control Protocol (TCP). The nextgen internets were supposed to use something even better: Monster Trucks!
Man it is a good thing we have someone like Ted driving Net Neutrality policy. I'd hate to think what would happen if we had someone clueless working on that.
Ask a Ninja (http://www.askaninja.com) takes a stab at explaining net neutrality.