My desk (screens locked so you 'softies can't steal my precious code). Also note the Vanilla Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream and the Vanilla Diet Coke:
The Cabinet Of Doom, located right behind me. The box in the lower left contains 1 metric crapload of chocolate truffles, some of which can be seen on the plate in the upper left:
I think the excessive Vanilla consumption can be attributed to a reaction to the excessive chocolate consumption recently...
You think locking your screen is going to protect your code? Didn't you notice the suspicious cable installers with a spool of fiber optic cable entering the adjacent apartment? Oh and by the way, that new sculpture of a giant computer mouse they put up in front, really isn’t just a sculpture.
Seriously, do your corporate masters stock everyones cabinets like that?
No, I told my office partner that he should try Coffee Crisp, and then (thanks to the magic of the intarweb), we ordered like, an infinity of Canadian chocolate bars.
Ha! Big Turk! Seriously, you don't eat those things do you? I think I've had two of those in my life. One as a kid, and one as an adult to remind my of the horror I'd forgotten as a kid.
I really like Big Turk, but it takes a while to eat one. It's definitely an acquired taste.
The chocolate bars on the right are "Flake" from England. When you bite into one, they basically explode to coat your clothes with little chocolate flakes... when you try to brush it off, they sort of melt into your clothing. Other than that, they're okay.
I've never had "Flake", but that sounds brutal. I totally know what you're talking about though. Chocolate always melts instantly when you try to brush it off. Same with the chocolate from an ice cream bar, it's not flakey, but has a really low melt temperature!
I totally can't eat candy or soda at work. I end up being super hungry about an hour later. It's all water and trail mix for me. LOL!